Sentence 1 - An old woman is lighting up her own birthday cake her own way; with a cigarette! Sentence 2 - The woman's name is Betty and she has been a chain smoker for 85 years! She insisted upon lighting her 100th birthday cake candles with her cigarette; she was always a jokester!
Sentence 1 - This woman, Tammy, shows her NFL spirit is still strong after getting her tattoo 53 years ago; and is loving all the attention people are giving her! Sentence 2 - 53 years ago Tammy's son Jaxson was drafted into the Florida Gators NFL team and she was so overjoyed she got the tattoo within 2 days of hearing the news…her son got a matching tattoo on his head as well.
Sentence 1 - Patty and Ramona are best friends and decided to go to the beach but as they roll up to the shoreline they just kept rolling and now they are lap deep in ocean water! Sentence 2 - They had to get a crane to lift them out, and then Patty fell out of her chair in the process!
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